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| You got to love rednecks. They are ways coming up with new ways to fish. 
"I don't care who you are, that's funny right there" | | |
| We all know the myth about this day "If the Groundhog sees his shadow, it means six more weeks of winter. If he does not see his shadow, it means spring is just around the corner." The way that I look at we all need to do are part in making sure that the oversized mole does not he his shadow. There is only one way to do this and that is to make sure that they never see daylight in the first place. I'm not talking about blinding the little creature; all we need to do is make sure it does not see his shadow. 
You need to go get one of these 
or for those of you who cann't aim (you know who you are) get one of these 
you can even sit on them like this guy 
As you can see there are many ways to stop them from seeing their shadow, and we all need to do are part. I want you to just creative and stop them little buggers from seeing.  | | |
| WOW, it’s been over two months since I posted, yet you still come to look at what I have done with the site, why??? SO, I have decided to post since I'm sitting here bored at work waiting for four thirty to come around. This is for all you dedicated fans out there dying to know what my life has been like, and this is your lucky day. Lately I have been really busy with school, work, coaching, and school, with the occasionally falling to sleep in class (You'd fall a sleep to if your classes were this boring). The biggest thing right now thing is trying to decide on which school to transfer to next fall. I have several possibilities out there, but none that really excite me. | | |
| Are family has grown a little over the weekend, so here are some pictures for you to see the newest member. 
And the proud dad. 
The guys. 
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| Jeff Foxworthy's view Michigan (I do not in any way support Jeff Foxworthy are anything that he does, these are just funy thats all, mostly because I saw may self in some of them)
Part 1 - Jeff Foxworthy's view of Michigan:
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan.
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan .
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Michigan .
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Michigan .
If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live in Michigan .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Michigan .
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan.
Part 2 - You know you're a true MICHIGANIAN when.............
1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to you means Ohio
16. A brat is something you eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. You go out to fish fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. You drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you know it's not medicine.
24. You know what a Yooper is.
25. You think owning a Honda is Un American.
26. You know that UP is a place, not a direction
27. You know it's possible to live in a thumb.
28. You understand that when visiting Detroit, the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
29. You actually understand these jokes. | | |
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